Amber's Gardens

Happy glowing fingers!

Amber Woods — Fri, 11 May 2012 21:41:56 +0000

Glowing finger tickler! $14

Bright lights, little vibe!

Amber Woods — Fri, 11 May 2012 21:34:34 +0000

Four inches of twinkling fun! $11

Fun little waterproof vibes!

Amber Woods — Fri, 11 May 2012 21:25:55 +0000

Tiny and fun! $11

Cum and get thin thighs!

Amber Woods — Wed, 11 May 2011 17:35:51 +0000

This just in: a loyal client wrote to tell us she attaches her suction cup vibe to the side of her bathtub. She puts one foot in the tub and leaves one foot out of the tub. Then she rides this awesome purple vibe until she sees stars! She says it’s a great work out for her thighs and an awesome orgasm!!! She even sent us a pix! You go, girl! Thanks for the tip!

Fun on the tub!

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The Vagina Whisperer

Amber Woods — Wed, 04 May 2011 13:24:34 +0000

Overheard last night at a bar downtown: “Yeah baby, they call me the Vagina Whisperer. You won’t be disappointed!”

We don’t know whether that poor woman was disappointed or not, but we’ve got the real Vagina Whisperer right here: The Dolphin. You’ll find this waterproof wonder offers orgasm after earth-shattering orgasm without the hint of cheap aftershave, beard stubble, or creepy hyperbole.

Order one today and you’ll be whispering, “Oh, God!” every time.

The REAL Vagina Whisperer

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings!

Amber Woods — Tue, 03 May 2011 22:46:06 +0000

True story: One of us (she’s too embarrassed to print her name) popped the ben-wa balls in her tweeter yesterday and ran around cleaning up the house in sheer pleasure. Of course she couldn’t hear the balls clinking inside her over the drone of the vacuum or the dishwasher or the washing machine, but as soon as she headed out the door to the post office she noticed it. Thinking the dainty tinkling noise came from her cell phone, she answered it. No one was there. She took a few more steps onto the porch. The tinkling began again. Again, she looked around. Nothing out of place. She headed to the driveway and realized the tinkling was coming from her own toy, nestled inside her own tweeter!

If every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings – does the angel still get wings if a vagina is ringing? If a vagina rings in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still feel fantastic deep inside you??? Order a pair of balls today and see for yourself…

Pleasure spheres